There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Ye shall keep my statutes. Like patrons at a buffet table, it all comes down to whatever the sheep feel like at the moment. Many believers argue they live by the bible which is the word of their God.
Believers will also disobey their God at the sight of barbecued ribs. And what about that old pigskin displayed in your football collection?
Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.