There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Ye shall keep my statutes. Like patrons at a buffet table, it all comes down to whatever the sheep feel like at the moment. Many believers argue they live by the bible which is the word of their God.
People with testicular cancer are not allowed in churches. What about people who are circumcised? Their privy member was cut off.
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.