There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Ye shall keep my statutes. Like patrons at a buffet table, it all comes down to whatever the sheep feel like at the moment. Many believers argue they live by the bible which is the word of their God.
At a restaurant or at home, believers enjoy eating shellfish despite this order.
Leviticus 11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.