There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Ye shall keep my statutes. Like patrons at a buffet table, it all comes down to whatever the sheep feel like at the moment. Many believers argue they live by the bible which is the word of their God.
During a fight between 2 men, a woman cannot grab the walnuts of her man’s opponent.
Deuteronomy 25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.