There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Genesis 1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
All animals were originally herbivores, especially spotted hyenas, pinnipeds (seals, sea lions and walruses), weasels, dogs, civets, mongooses, tapeworms, lions, vampire bats, mosquitoes, and barracudas. All were strict vegetarians, as they were created by God. But, of course, we now know that it’s all hogwash as there were carnivorous animals millions of years before humans existed.