Biblical stupidity 1384

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.

Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.8 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:27 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

Genesis 9:29 And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

Thanks to the best medical technology in history, the first men enjoyed incredibly long lifespans. And they didn’t need Viagra.

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