There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Genesis 8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Another special memo for the common sense impaired: Noah kills the “clean beasts” which God ordered him to save, and burns their dead bodies for God; an action which would have caused the extinction of all “clean” animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark.” The smell of burnt meat is the antidote to God’s insane irrationality. A bipolar God repents again: he killed all living things because humans are evil, and then promises not to do it again because humans are evil. He works in delirious ways.