There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Genesis 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.
This verse was just a test from God to see how stupid we are; after all we were created in his image. There are 7.8 billion people on this planet, and this order from God should go straight to the trash bin, alongside selling daughters into slavery, raping virgins, ripping apart pregnant women, killing babies and people working on the Sabbath. That would be a good moral religious move.