Biblical stupidity 1407

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.

Genesis 17:23 And Abraham took Ishmael his son, and all that were born in his house, and all that were bought with his money, every male among the men of Abraham’s house; and circumcised the flesh of their foreskin in the selfsame day, as God had said unto him.24 And Abraham was ninety years old and nine, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

God is obsessed with human genitalia after he saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. Abraham is 99 years old when God tells him to snip himself and all of the males in his household. Since he supposedly had 318 slaves (Genesis 14:14), poor old Abe must have been pretty busy with his knife. Snip, snip, snip, oops, sorry. Penises are supremely important to God who now prefers deep fried, broiled or baked foreskins to burnt animal offerings. Later, a few blooming idiots will extend this disgusting practice to young girls. Don’t miss the nod to slavery (and all that were bought with his money).

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