There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Genesis 18:17 And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do;
A perfect God, who is planning another mass murder, is worried that his buddy Abraham might try to stop him; so he asks himself if he should hide his intentions from Abraham. Another godly flaw is exposed.