There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Exodus 4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
Right in the middle of all the BS, God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his fetish of fried foreskins.