There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Exodus 8:17 And they did so; for Aaron stretched out his hand with his rod, and smote the dust of the earth, and it became lice in man, and in beast; all the dust of the land became lice throughout all the land of Egypt.18 And the magicians did so with their enchantments to bring forth lice, but they could not: so there were lice upon man, and upon beast.
Plague #3 is lice in man and beast. This is the first trick that the Egyptian magicians couldn’t do. After this, the magicians were convinced that Moses and Aaron’s plagues were done by “the finger of God,” and they gave up trying to match the remaining seven plagues. God didn’t specify whether he used body louse (Pediculus humanus corporis), pubic louse (Pthirus pubis) or head louse (Pediculus humanus capitis). But we know that God doesn’t care about the head or body.