There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Leviticus 3:16 And the priest shall burn them upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire for a sweet savour: all the fat is the LORD’S.17 It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.
When you are making an animal sacrifice, remember that “all the fat is the Lord’s.” God loves blood and guts, but most especially fat and foreskins. And he doesn’t like to share!