There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Leviticus 19:23 And when ye shall come into the land, and shall have planted all manner of trees for food, then ye shall count the fruit thereof as uncircumcised: three years shall it be as uncircumcised unto you: it shall not be eaten of.
God is so obsessed with foreskins, he is worried that even the fruit from fruit trees is “uncircumcised” for three years after the trees are planted. Chalk that up to a God who should have snipped the branches if he could see into the future when he created fruit trees. On another level, if Jesus is ever to come back to earth, he better not use that kind of language, or else he will end up in a straightjacket.