There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
God won’t let bastards attend church. Neither can the sons or daughters of bastards “even to the tenth generation.” So if you plan to attend church next Sunday be ready to prove that your genitals are intact and don’t forget your birth certificate and genealogical records for at least the last ten generations. Don’t laugh. This stuff is important to God. Oh, by the way, Jesus is a bastard who was not supposed to enter the temple because of this law.