There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The study of inconsistencies in the Bible has a long history. In the 17th century, Spinoza considered the Bible to be “a book rich in contradictions.” In the 18th century, Thomas Paine in “The Age of Reason” compiled many of the Bible’s self-contradictions. And in 1860, William Henry Burr produced a list of 144 self-contradictions in the Bible. This is an updated list of over 712 inconsistencies in the Bible.
Joshua 15:21 And the uttermost cities of the tribe of the children of Judah toward the coast of Edom southward were Kabzeel, and Eder, and Jagur,22 And Kinah, and Dimonah, and Adadah,23 And Kedesh, and Hazor, and Ithnan,24 Ziph, and Telem, and Bealoth,25 And Hazor, Hadattah, and Kerioth, and Hezron, which is Hazor,26 Amam, and Shema, and Moladah,27 And Hazargaddah, and Heshmon, and Bethpalet,28 And Hazarshual, and Beersheba, and Bizjothjah,29 Baalah, and Iim, and Azem,30 And Eltolad, and Chesil, and Hormah,31 And Ziklag, and Madmannah, and Sansannah,32 And Lebaoth, and Shilhim, and Ain, and Rimmon: all the cities are twenty and nine, with their villages:33 And in the valley, Eshtaol, and Zoreah, and Ashnah,34 And Zanoah, and Engannim, Tappuah, and Enam,35 Jarmuth, and Adullam, Socoh, and Azekah,36 And Sharaim, and Adithaim, and Gederah, and Gederothaim; fourteen cities with their villages:37 Zenan, and Hadashah, and Migdalgad,
Poor Joshua can stop the sun and moon, yet has trouble with math. He says there are 29 cities in verse 32, but he lists 39 in verses 21-32. Then he says there were 14 cities in verse 36, but lists 15 in verses 33-36.