There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Matthew 5: 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
The Old Testament law is to remain in effect until heaven and earth pass away. This is for all the idiots who keep saying “Oh, that was the Old Testament, we have a New one now with Jesus.”