There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Whoever looks upon a woman lustfully commits adultery in his heart. Please note that this precept could cause some to think that they might as well commit adultery as to do so only in the heart.