There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Matthew 5:40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
If any man sues you and take your coat, give him your cloak also. If your wife takes you to the cleaners, let her have your right hand and the soap also after the divorce. All believers, please educate your lawyer when the time comes. Obey your Lord’s order.