There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Luke 6: 30 Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
Give to everyone who asks and lend to everyone who wants to borrow. If you want a great reward, send me all your money.