There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Matthew 6: 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Pray in private. Don’t be the idiots prancing in the aisles, raising their hands, screaming and shaking.