There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
Women should not braid their hair, or wear gold or pearls or costly attire. Forget that diamond ring, baby, it’s in the bible.