There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
James 5:14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
Use prayer and anointing to cure illness. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is the cure for cancer.