Biblical stupidity 2273

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
God created the Heavens and the Earth in six days, yet islands are still forming in the Pacific? Go figure. Maybe the islands are bubbles that God is blowing from under the ocean. Could also be from divine farts.
6 days to create the universe wasn’t too bad; it took the biblical God forty days and nights to write The Ten Commandments; compared that with the 1,000 years God needed to “inspire” his criminal confession, to a bunch of pedophile monks and people should be able to smell all the shit flying toward the fan.
He must have been really tired after creation, because he needed to rest an entire day after that first 40 hours work week of wishing things to be done. That’s why he became a 7th day Adventist by resting near the water cooler on the 1st Sabbath. The bible doesn’t mention if God needed more rest after stealing the 10 negative assertions. We now know the reason no one has seen God for the past 2,000 years is because he is very tired from the 1,000 years it took to “inspire” the bible.

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