There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
God created manual labor in Genesis 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
It’s convenient how God matures into a beggar looking for cash handouts at every service, because he hates any kind of work. If God needs money, let him use the sweat of his face to get it.