Biblical stupidity 2280

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

If the Bible is true, then these conditions are real and verifiable outside of the Bible:
The universe is only six thousand years old; dinosaurs never existed; the world is flat and the earth is in the center of the universe; the Sun goes around the earth; demons, invisible spirits, ghosts, holy ghosts, demons, angels, snakes, bushes, and donkeys, can talk; virgin birth is possible; God and Jesus live in the clouds above; prayer has secret powers over these gods; miracles and blessing do occur; invisible souls can either be saved or unsaved, depending on what a person decides to believe in their heart; the heart is the center of all thought and emotion; people can talk to God and Jesus with their heart; there is no such thing as a brain; people can be raised from the dead; people can walk on water; water can be turned into wine with a few incantations; 5000 people can easily be fed with two loaves and two fishes; only invisible Jesus can save invisible souls; diseases are caused by demons; science is of the devil; a person can live in the belly of a whale for three days and nights; a whale’s stomach acid has no effect upon humans.

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