There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The 2nd offspring of creation and 3rd human to be born was a murderer. Cain slew Abel and the all-knowing God had to ask Cain where was his brother.
If I were a god, I would have made sure that Adam and Eve conceived a male and a female offspring to start the multiplication process to begin with, instead of two rival brothers, unless perhaps Abel was gay? Or maybe Adam and Eve had 2 sets of twins, and later a single birth to replace Abel, but the story was hushed because the believers would not be impressed.