Jesus airlines

On one side of the annoying spectrum, many wandering believers, peddling an “Awake” flyer, can look at anyone and vomit that the bible is the word of their God who wrote it himself with his own fingers on tablets of stone at the top of Mount Sinai; that Jesus is the human son of that same God, and only the people who place their faith in him will be saved and go to heaven.

1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

On the day of the Rapture, Christians will flap their arms like buzzards, fly to meet Jesus in the air, on cloud nine, the one that feels like Charmin. No comedian ever thought of these jokes.

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