There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. The first is “The GOSPEL of the BIRTH OF MARY”.
1 The parentage of Mary. 7 Joachim her father, and Anna her mother, go to Jerusalem to the feast of the dedication. 9 Issachar the high priest reproaches Joachim for being childless.
THE blessed and ever glorious Virgin Mary, sprung from the royal race and family of David, was born in the city of Nazareth, and educated at Jerusalem, in the temple of the Lord.
2 Her father’s name was Joachim, and her mother’s Anna. The family of her father was of Galilee and the city of Nazareth. The family of her mother was of Bethlehem.
- Like anything in the bible, there is a problem at the beginning, where it is stated that the virgin Mary was of the house of David. If her father was a priest, most likely, she was of the house of Levi.
- A second possibility is that Mary was related to Joseph, who is said to be from the tribe of David. Judaism maintains that Mary was a seamstress and a whore at 14 years old.
- A third option: why run the genealogy of Jesus through Joseph when the bible states that God was the father and not Joseph?
- When reality sets in, we realize it’s part of the greatest joke played on humanity.