There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. The first is “The GOSPEL of the BIRTH OF MARY”.
3 Their lives were plain and right in the sight of the Lord, pious and faultless before men. For they divided all their substance into three parts:
4 One of which they devoted to the temple and officers of the temple; another they distributed among strangers, and persons in poor circumstances; and the third they reserved for themselves and the uses of their own family.
5 In this manner they lived for about twenty years chastely, in the favour of God, and the esteem of men, without any children.
6 But they vowed, if God should favour them with any issue, they would devote it to the service of the Lord; on which account they went at every feast in the year to the temple of the Lord
- This is another recurring theme in the bible where good women are unable to conceive, unless God intervenes. It is quite a concept where an invisible fairy runs the sexual affairs of certain people.
- And it’s always the fault of the women. The men can have concubines or harlots, even when they are 600 years old.
- Last but not least, there is always the bribe, a sick and indecent incentive for God to change his ways and allow them to get pregnant: they will devote the child to the service of the Lord. Remember Abraham and Isaac?