Biblical stupidity 2481

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. This is the Protevangelion, by James the Lesser, cousin and brother of Jesus.

CHAP. III.
1 Anna perceiving a sparrow’s nest in the laurels bemoans her barrenness.
AND as she was looking towards heaven she perceived a sparrow’s nest in the laurel,
2 And mourning within herself, she said, Wo is me, who begat me? and what womb did bear me, that I should be thus accursed before the children of Israel, and that they should reproach and deride me in the temple of my God: Wo is me, to what can I be compared?
3 I am not comparable to the very beasts of the earth, for even the beasts of the earth are fruitful before thee, O Lord! Wo is me, to what can I be compared?
4 I am not comparable to the brute animals, for even the brute animals are fruitful before thee, O Lord! Wo is me, to what am I comparable?
5 I cannot be compared to these waters, for even the waters are fruitful before thee, O Lord! Wo is me, to what can I be compared?
6 I am not comparable to the waves of the sea; for these, whether they are calm, or in motion, with the fishes which are in them, praise thee, O Lord! Wo is me, to what can I be compared?
7 I am not comparable to the very earth, for the earth produces its fruits, and praises thee, O Lord!

This chapter denotes the clear hatred of women, always present in the bible. The woman bares most of the blame for everything. While Joachim is on vacation in the desert looking for his manhood, Anna is going through a mental breakdown over her childless life. One can feel her torment as the biblical writers are real good at copying ancient texts. It’s part of the story that will make the punch line even funnier.

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