There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The first Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)
1 Jesus plays with boys at hide and seek. 3 Some women put his playfellows in a furnace, 7 where they are transformed by Jesus into kids. 10 Jesus calls them to go and play, and they are restored to their former shape.
ON another day the Lord Jesus going out into the street, and seeing some boys who were met to play, joined himself to their company:
2 But when they saw him, they hid themselves, and left him to seek for them:
3 The Lord Jesus came to the gate of a certain house, and asked some women who were standing there, Where the boys were gone?
4 And when they answered, That there was no one there; the Lord Jesus said, Who are those whom ye see in the furnace?
5 They answered, They were kids of three years old.
6 Then Jesus cried out aloud, and said, Come out hither, O ye kids, to your shepherd;
7 And presently the boys came forth like kids, and leaped about him; which when the women saw, they were exceedingly amazed, and trembled.
8 Then they immediately worshipped the Lord Jesus, and beseeched him, saying, O our Lord Jesus, son of Mary, thou art truly that good shepherd of Israel! have mercy on thy handmaids, who stand before thee, who do not doubt, but that thou, O Lord, art come to save, and not to destroy.
9 After that, when the Lord Jesus said, the children of Israel are like Ethiopians among the people; the women said, Thou, Lord, knowest all things, nor is any thing concealed from thee; but now we entreat thee, and beseech of thy mercy that thou wouldst restore those boys to their former state.
10 Then Jesus said, Come hither O boys, that we may go and play; and immediately, in the presence of these women, the kids were changed and returned into the shape of boys.
Like father, like son. Remember how God couldn’t find Adam and Eve hiding in the garden of Eden? Well, Jesus, with all his powers, couldn’t find his friends playing a hide-and-seek game.
In those days, they shoved so many children in the furnace, they didn’t have time to smelt ore, melt metal for casting, heat metal for forging, fire pottery or bricks, and to make lime. But here we are again with 3 years old kids in the pizza oven.
Verse 7 states “the boys came forth like kids” while verse 10 maintains “the kids were changed and returned into the shape of boys.” Did you get that?
And we cannot ignore verse 9 “the children of Israel are like Ethiopians among the people” because it’s where a few negroes got the hallucination they were the Israelites of the bible. Israel sits on the tectonic plate of Egypt, therefore, Israel is in Northeast Africa. The area known as the “Middle East” is simply a man made, Eurocentric, term. It was given that name in 1901 by a man named Alfred Thayer Mahan. There is no such place, country, land as Israel.