There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The first Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)
1 Conceals his miracles, 2 studies the law and is baptised.
NOW from this time Jesus began to conceal his miracles and secret works,
2 And he gave himself to the study of the law, till he arrived to the end of his thirtieth year;
3 At which time the Father publicly owned him at Jordan, sending down this voice from heaven, This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased;
4 The Holy Ghost being also present in the form of a dove.
5 This is he whom we worship with all reverence, because he gave us our life and being, and brought us from our mother’s womb.
6 Who, for our sakes, took a human body, and hath redeemed us, so that he might so embrace us with everlasting mercy, and shew his free, large, bountiful grace and goodness to us.
7 To him be glory and praise, and power, and dominion, from henceforth and for evermore, Amen.
The end of the whole Gospel of the Infancy, by the assistance of the Supreme God, according to what we found in the original.
This final chapter covers the life of Jesus from 12 years old at the temple to his baptism by John the Baptist at 30 years old. What happened in between is a mystery. It is very strange that people who pretend to know Jesus and live with him, side by side, are totally clueless about 18 years of his life, when Jesus “conceals his miracles and secret works”; whatever that means.
Here is another screw-up. Verse 2 reads “And he gave himself to the study of the law” in contradiction to verse 7 of the previous chapter XXI which states that Jesus knew the law already; “7 And he explained to them the books of the law, and precepts, and statutes: and the mysteries which are contained in the books of the prophets; things which the mind of no creature could reach.”
More than anything, one can see why this gospel was removed from the approved bible. It exposes a Jesus on his way to becoming an idiot like his father. The NEW Testament was supposed to be a “rebirth”, a new way for the Christian God to correct his mistakes, stupidity and murderous deeds. He screwed that up royally. Long live Jesus, the king of thorns.