Biblical stupidity 2518

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The first Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)

(EXTRA) Hopefully, by the end of this gospel, the reader will be able to list more miracles besides the water into wine and Lazarus.

Chapter 10: Jesus Heals a Woodcutter
In Hagios Saba 259, this passage appears after Chapter 16.
(1) Again, a certain young man was splitting wood into equal parts. And he split the bottom of his foot, bled out, and died.
(2) A commotion arose, and Jesus ran there. Forcing his way through the crowd, he seized the stricken foot, and immediately it was healed. And he said to the young man, “Go, split your wood.”
(3) And the crowds saw and were amazed and said, “For he saved many souls from death, and he will continue to save all the days of his life.”

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