My personal touch

Many politicians use the regular mail to spread their falsehood to potential voters. The flyers usually display their religious affiliation and family portrait. Oh, and they care about the people. It has always been a pleasure for me to politely reply to whatever is sent my way. The following is my generic love note they get in return.

Dear Sir/Madam
The position, you have applied for, requires the applicant to be a liar, cheat, thief, crook, asshole and a moron. After reviewing your resume, this voter has come to the conclusion that you are overqualified for this job.

This administration, like the previous administration, is more interested in helping CEOs, bankers and the financial sector rather than the man on the street. I am not a CEO, banker or a member of the financial sector; therefore I don’t vote.

With all due respect, and I mean it in the nicest way possible, I wish you luck and hope you get elected, so you can be caught in some unethical scheme or worse.

Have a great day.

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