There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The APOSTLES’ CREED. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)
A fable is told that every Apostle inserted an article, by which the creed is divided into twelve articles. It shall suffice to say, that the Creed which we call by that name, was not composed by the twelve Apostles, much less in the same form in which it now is.”
“Peter.—1. I believe in God the Father Almighty;
“John.—2. Maker of heaven and earth;
“James.—3. And in Jesus Christ his only Son, our Lord;
“Andrew.—4. Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary;
“Philip.—5. Suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead and buried;
“Thomas.—6. He descended into hell, the third day he rose again from the dead;
“Bartholomew.—7. He ascended into heaven, sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
“Matthew.—8. From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead;
“James, the son of Alpheus.—9. I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy Catholic Church;
“Simon Zelotes.—10. The communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins;
“Jude the brother of James.—11. The resurrection of the body;
“Matthias.—12. Life everlasting. Amen.”
Mr. Justice BAILEY says: “It is not to be understood that this Creed was framed by the Apostles, or indeed that it existed as a Creed in their time;” and after giving the Creed as it existed in the year 600, and which is here copied from his Common Prayer Book, he says, “how long this form had existed before the year 600 is not exactly known. The additions were probably made in opposition to particular heresies and errors.”
The most important “addition,” since the year of Christ 600, is that which affirms, that Christ descended into hell. This has been proved not only to have been an invention after the Apostles’ time, but even after the time of Eusebius. Bishop Pearson says, that the descent into hell was not in the ancient creeds or rules of faith. “It is not to be found in the rules of faith delivered by Irenæus, by Origen, or by Tertullian. It is not expressed in those creeds which were made by the councils as larger explications of the Apostles’ Creed; not in the Nicene, or Constantinopolitan; not in those of Ephesus, or Chalcedon; not in those confessions made at Sardica, Antioch, Selucia, Sirmium, &c. It is not mentioned in several confessions of faith delivered by particular persons; not in that of Eusebius Cæsariensis, presented to the council of Nice; not in that of Marcellus, bishop of Ancyra, delivered to Pope Julius; not in that of Arius and Euzoius, presented to Constantine; not in that of Acacius, bishop of Cæsarea, delivered into the synod of Selucia; not in that of Eustathius, Theophilus, and Sylvanus, sent to Liberius; there is no mention of it in the creed of St. Basil; in the creed of Epiphanus, Gelasius, Damascus, Macarius, &c. It is not in the creed expounded by St. Cyril, though some have produced that creed to prove it. It is not in the creed expounded by St. Augustine; not in that other, attributed to St. Augustine in another place; not in that expounded by Maximus Taurinensis; nor in that so often interpreted by Petrus Chrysologus; nor in that of the church of Antioch, delivered by Cassianus; neither is it to be seen in the MS. creeds set forth by the learned Archbishop of Armagh. It is affirmed by Ruffinus, that in his time it was neither in the Roman nor the Oriental Creeds.”
Copied from Mr. Justice Bailey’s Edition of the book of Common Prayer.
1 I BELIEVE in God the Father Almighty:
2 And in Jesus Christ his only begotten Son, our Lord;
3 Who was born of the Holy Ghost and Virgin Mary,
4 And was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and was buried;
5 And the third day rose again from the dead.
6 Ascended into heaven, sitteth on the right hand of the Father;
7 Whence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead;
8 And in the Holy Ghost;
9 The Holy Church;
10 The remission of sins;
11 And the resurrection of the flesh, Amen.
As it stands in the book of Common Prayer of the United Church of England and Ireland as by law established.
1 I BELIEVE in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth:
2 And in Jesus Christ his only Son, our Lord:
3 Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary,
4 Suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead and buried;
5 He descended into hell;
6 The third day he rose again from the dead;
7 He ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
8 From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.
9 I believe in the Holy Ghost;
10 The holy Catholic Church; the communion of saints;
11 The forgiveness of sins;
12 The resurrection of the body and the life everlasting, Amen.