Biblical stupidity 2553

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The EPISTLES of PAUL the APOSTLE to SENECA, with SENECA’S to PAUL. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)

A lot of the New Testament is not about God or Jesus, but is centered around the teachings of a goon who went from Saul to Paul of Tarsus. Yup, the same criminal who supposedly persecuted Christians before his epileptic seizure. Let’s stroll through the 14 epistles with a smile; no comment needed. Enjoy.

CHAP. I.
ANNÆUS SENECA to PAUL Greeting.

I SUPPOSE, Paul, you have been informed of that conversation, which passed yesterday between me and my Lucilius, concerning hypocrisy and other subjects; for there were some of your disciples in company with us;
2 For when we were retired into the Sallustian gardens, through which they were also passing, and would have gone another way, by our persuasion they joined company with us.
3 I desire you to believe, that we much wish for your conversation:
4 We were much delighted with your book of many Epistles, which you have wrote to some cities and chief towns of provinces, and contain wonderful instructions for moral conduct:
5 Such sentiments, as I suppose you were not the author of, but only the instrument of conveying, though sometimes both the author and the instrument.
6 For such is the sublimity of those doctrines, and their grandeur, that I suppose the age of a man is scarce sufficient to be instructed and perfected in the knowledge of them. I wish your welfare, my brother. Farewell.

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