Thought of the day

Congratulations to the US on a great bowel movement. It took some tremendous effort, but the orange turd is out. The straining part is over, but before we pull our pants up, we must wipe clean.
Screwing up the intricate art of washing your butt can lead to odor, discomfort, or swamp ass. “In general, failing to wipe correctly can become noticeable after just a few hours, starting with mild itching and irritation.” We must wipe the fecal residues at the next election: Ted Cruz of Texas, Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Josh Hawley of Missouri., Tim Scott of South Carolina, Kevin McCarthy of California, Moscow Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Marco $1.05 Rubio of Florida, to name a few. They are the undigested corn and bean chunks which decorated the orange turd.

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