There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The EPISTLES of PAUL the APOSTLE to SENECA, with SENECA’S to PAUL. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)
A lot of the New Testament is not about God or Jesus, but is centered around the teachings of a goon who went from Saul to Paul of Tarsus. Yup, the same criminal who supposedly persecuted Christians before his epileptic seizure. Let’s stroll through the 14 epistles with a smile; no comment needed. Enjoy.
PAUL to SENECA Greeting.
ALTHOUGH I know the emperor is both an admirer and favourer of our (religion), yet give me leave to advise you against your suffering any injury, (by shewing favour to us.)
2 I think indeed you ventured upon a very dangerous attempt, when you would declare to the emperor) that which is so very contrary to his religion, and way of worship; seeing he is a worshipper of the heathen gods.
3 I know not what you particularly had in view, when you told him of this; but I suppose you did it out of too great respect for me.
4 But I desire that for the future you would not do so; for you had need be careful, lest by shewing your affection for me, you should offend your master:
5 His anger indeed will do us no harm, if he continue a heathen; nor will his not being angry be of any service to us:
6 And if the empress act worthy of her character, she will not be angry; but if she acts as a woman, she will be affronted. Farewell.