There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. Next comes The EPISTLES of PAUL the APOSTLE to SENECA, with SENECA’S to PAUL. (Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)
A lot of the New Testament is not about God or Jesus, but is centered around the teachings of a goon who went from Saul to Paul of Tarsus. Yup, the same criminal who supposedly persecuted Christians before his epileptic seizure. Let’s stroll through the 14 epistles with a smile; no comment needed. Enjoy.
ANNÆUS SENECA to PAUL Greeting.
ALL happiness to you, my dearest Paul.
2 If a person so great, and every way agreeable as you are, become not only a common, but a most intimate friend to me, how happy will be the case of Seneca!
3 You therefore, who are so eminent, and so far exalted above all, even the greatest, do not think yourself unfit to be first named in the inscription of an Epistle;
4 Lest I should suspect you intend not so much to try me, as to banter me; for you know yourself to be a Roman citizen.
5 And I could wish to be in that circumstance or station which you are, and that you were in the same that I am. Farewell, dearest Paul. Dated the xth of the calends of April, in the consulship of Aprianus and Capito.