Biblical stupidity 2693

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Many biblical books were deemed so stupid that 1800 imbeciles decided to ban them from the approved bible, in 325AD. {Sit tight, hang on, we are about to discover some major BS.)

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, WARNING

We are about to enter a sacred and secret area of the bible. Let it be known that chest-high waders will not be adequate enough to navigate through the manure we are about to encounter. Proceed at your own risk.

Let’s continue the absurdities count with The Gospel of Judas; The Testament of Solomon; The Apocrypha; and conclude our journey with The forgotten books of Eden.

Spoiler alert: Demons pervade biblical apocrypha, which are stories about biblical subjects that were never included in the canonical Bible and include various associations between demons, illness and sex.

Another example appears in the book of Tobit. This work was composed between about 225 and 175 BCE and isn’t included in the Hebrew Bible or accepted by all Christians. But it is considered part of the Bible by religious groups like Roman Catholics, Orthodox Christians, Beta Israel and the Assyrian Church of the East.

Tobit includes a narrative about a young woman named Sarah. Although Sarah doesn’t suffer any physical affliction, Asmodeus, the demon of lust, kills every man betrothed to her because of his desire for her.

The time has come for the world to understand that the bible is what is left behind, after a bull called Jesus is removed from the pasture. For a whip crackin good time, rustle up a batch o’yer favorite buddies, lasso yer best trail riding cousin an’ sashay on down to mypbbooks and read the following bullshit.

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