Another holy one

At first, the 41-year-old woman didn’t think anything was odd when the pastor asked her to help him put his youngest child into a car seat as they sat in his church office after a Sunday service. But then, as she bent over to do so, she felt skin against her leg. And, when she turned around, she saw the pastor bent right behind her with his cellphone in his hand and its red light on, indicating a video recording. That’s what she told Volusia County deputies happened to her on April 8 at the Deltona Church of Christ, WFTV ABC 9 reported. The former pastor, Brian Kenyon Jr., is accused of taking an upskirt video up the parishioner’s dress.

Volusia County Sheriff’s Office charged Brian Kenyon, a former Florida Church of Christ pastor in Deltona, with video voyeurism on July 12, 2018.

Destroying families

A U.S. judge ordered the government on Friday to pay the costs of reuniting immigrant parents with their children after they were separated by officials at the U.S.-Mexican border. The U.S. government is working to reunite around 2,000 children with their parents, who were detained and separated as part of U.S. President Donald Trump’s “zero tolerance” policy to deter what he has said is illegal immigration.
When the Nazi regime separated children from their parents, it was horrifying. They were just following the lead of the US.

Another Christian

An Ohio man is behind bars after police said he broke his 3-month-old infant daughter’s ribs multiple times. “The child had over 28 rib fractures of varying ages, meaning they had happened at different times”, prosecutor David Fornshell said. The infant girl’s father, 33-year-old Jason Bittner, allegedly told the doctors that the child’s injuries were caused by an accident.
“Mr. Bittner is a medical professional”, the prosecutor said. “By all accounts he’s a member of good standing in the community he’s active in his church and I think people think that people like that are incapable of committing acts of child abuse or even domestic violence and those kind of situations but unfortunately those types of acts are committed by all manner of people.”

Jason Bittner

God’s money scheme

God doesn’t miss an opportunity to pass the collection plate. Sometimes the request comes with the promise of a tenfold reward, and other times, God instructs his goons to threaten the followers who failed to hand over the protection money. Keep in mind that you will never, ever, get back the money that you hand over to the pastor.
Let’s think for a minute about this Ponzi scheme: if God has the power to repay an idiot who hands over his last dollar, tenfold the amount, maybe he should start “tenfolding” the money he swindles and stop begging for more. And if he has the power to multiply your donations, why is he always out of money? Why can’t he multiply his own money? Why keep begging for more?
The reason God wants you to give your money to the crook you call “pastor” is because the pastor is a lot smarter than you and can find better ways to spend the loot, be it a personal airplane, flashy jewelry, expensive cars, shopping sprees for his mistress, drugs and the services of hookers.
If God can multiply money tenfold, tell your pastor to give him a few bucks so he can stop begging for more.
But the truth is: you can get a better return if you send your money to Ms Cleo and the Psychic Friends Network.

Those goddamn atheists

I received a letter from Alison Gill, Legal & Policy Director American Atheists. I was not surprised to read the bottom of the page. It reads: “P.S. We rely on the support of our members to give us the resources we need to fight back against attempts by our government to prioritize religious ideology over science. Please consider making a tax-deductible gift today!” They are passing the collection plate just like the other idiots.
It reinforces what I wrote in my book “Dysfunctional humans”. There is no difference between Judaism, Christianity, Islam and Atheism. Religion is a pile of manure, and different denominations are different angles to look at the same pile of manure. Atheism is just the new religion.

American racism

The Visa Waiver Program (VWP) is administered by DHS and enables eligible citizens or nationals of 38 designated countries (mostly in Europe) to travel to the United States for tourism or business for stays of 90 days or less without first obtaining a visa. The advantage of entering the United States under the visa waiver program is a privilege reserved for mostly whites only. All other nationalities (except Canada) are required to apply for a U.S. visa in advance.
Welcome to America if you have white skin and are from: Andorra; Australia; Austria; Belgium; Brunei; Chile; Czech Republic; Denmark; Estonia; Finland; France; Germany; Greece; Hungary; Iceland; Ireland; Italy; Japan; Latvia; Liechtenstein; Lithuania; Luxembourg; Malta; Monaco; Netherlands; New Zealand; Norway; Portugal; San Marino; Singapore; Slovakia; Slovenia; South Korea; Spain; Sweden; Switzerland; Taiwan; United Kingdom

Kidnapping children

These kidnapped kids, in concentration camps, will be subjected to the same treatment as any non-white children: sold to childless couples in phony adoptions, peddled around in foster homes, used for pharmaceutical drug testing, forced into prostitution and transformed into undesirable examples for the greater good of the white supremacy doctrine.
The same process is still in place: concentration camps to start, lynchings to follow.