Shutdown, indeed

Many have expressed their opinion about the present shutdown. While the networks and their pundits are blaming Trump and even congress (not the Senate), I have yet to hear someone tell the truth. The only people who deserve the blame for the shutdown are the voters; and them alone. They went to the polls and elected a bunch of incompetent morons who are presently holding the country hostage.

The 545 people ruining this country are millionaires and billionaires who don’t give a rat’s *ss about “We the people”. And the main reason for that reality is because they know, from experience, that the people is not only stupid, but will accept anything thrown in their faces.

So, you may continue to blame the wonderful politicians who are doing an excellent job, as long as you can avoid accepting your 100% fault for voting.

Thanks a lot.

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A note from Alison

Every January 16th, Americans of all faiths and no faiths celebrate Religious Freedom Day. Unfortunately, Christian supremacists are trying to subvert the meaning of religious freedom, claiming that it only applies to them.

Take back Religious Freedom Day! Tell your congressperson and senators that religious freedom applies to everyone, including the nonreligious.

When Thomas Jefferson penned the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, whose enactment we celebrate today, his intentions were clear. He didn’t intend to establish special rights for one particular religion, but instead, he intended to guarantee all Americans religious equality!

The Framers understood this, establishing religious freedom and equality as a fundamental human right and a cornerstone of our democracy.

This Religious Freedom Day, take a stand for religious freedom for everyone. Tell your representatives that religious freedom means religious equality!

In this era when religious freedom and equality are under assault every day by Christian supremacists, it is all the more important that we stand up for everyone’s religious freedom and the constitutional separation of religion and government that makes it possible.

Protect our history of religious freedom and equality. Contact your representatives today!
Alison Gill
Vice President, Legal and Policy
P.S. Tweet about Religious Freedom Day with the hashtag #ReligiousFreedomIs.

And encourage your state and municipalities to pass resolutions honoring Religious Freedom Day as one way to oppose the falsehoods perpetuated by the religious zealots of Project Blitz. For more information, please visit the BlitzWatch website.

Biblical stupidity part 100

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

You have no friend in Jesus. The truth is you have been lied to, your entire life. People who were supposed to protect you, teach you, be there for you and have your back, didn’t and chose to lie to you instead. Everyone has failed you, even the friendship you were offered was deceptive. It’s up to you to pull yourself from the outhouse you were pushed in, clean up and stay away from the smelly environment. And the very first step is for you to read and understand the bible which is the tool, the original push you received on your back that got you in the cesspool.

It’s funny that Genesis 18:14 should ask: “Is any thing too hard for the LORD?”

Yes, a bunch of things are too hard for the Lord, like controlling his temper, knowing what to do, displaying a minimum of knowledge about his creation, getting things done right, respecting women, showing common sense, doing the right thing, stop interfering in and messing up people’s lives, stop butchering little babies, stop condoning slavery, to name a few.

Somehow it seems that God finally got the message and went into retirement. In the old days, he used to show up any and everywhere, in close contact with various lunatics. He was seen by many and talked to even more. Since his defeat by 3 nails and 2 pieces of lumber, the fairy has taking a deal in the witness protection program and is lying low. Nevertheless he is still selling hallucinating drugs to the uneducated, online.

Biblical stupidity part 99

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
We all know how much God loves barbecued meat; after all, he created animals so he could sacrifice and grill them. He hates vegetables and fruits; just ask Eve and Cain. Many times, God gets so delirious in his demands that mere mortals are forced to question his sanity. Noah was asked to sacrifice animals which he just saved from a flood.

Eventually God got tired of barbecue and developed a special taste for a new dish. Here comes a new heavenly craving for the creator: crispy fried foreskins.
Genesis 17:10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

Notice the reference to mutilating slaves in verse 13. What a god, he is so good… all the time. No biblical mention whether he likes the foreskins baked, boiled or fried.

Biblical stupidity part 98

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
Religious fools are so much fun to laugh at. In any discussion about the bible, I will purposely state that Adam and Eve ate a few apples in the garden of Eden. Then I sit back to listen as they lose their minds over the “apple” statement. They will glide over the nonsense of a talking snake, walking on all four, winning an argument with humans created in God’s image and condemned to eat dust, to remind me that the bible never said “apple”, just fruits. They are that funny.
Sometimes the conversation involves logic and, once again, biblical believers usually show their fun side. Take this verse for example:
Genesis 6:13 And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
So the logic for God is to use violence to correct violence. The residents were so wicked that an evil God had to destroy them. He had no other choice. Like a bad record, an omnipotent and almighty God got stuck in the murderous groove.
Soon thereafter, God would realize how stupid an idea the flood was. An evil God used the flood to destroy the world because mankind was evil, then after the flood decided never to do it again because mankind was evil.
If he was omniscient, why didn’t he start his “creation” AFTER the flood, and avoid slaughtering so many little babies?
When God gets off his medications, it seems that not only men, women and children get butchered, trees also get on his nerves.
If he was omniscient, he should have known about his future plan for salvation, because Jesus was waiting, ready yet unwilling to die for everyone’s sins. God already knew that Jesus wasn’t doing anything at the time, but gathering dust while waiting for a chance to knock up his mom.
It could have been a win-win for God; instead, it turned out to be another “small lack of judgment for God and a giant disaster for mankind”.

Biblical stupidity part 97

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(My mission in life is to find and destroy absurdities, fight ignorance and educate. My advice to Christians has always been the same: please, read the bible. Do not carry it under your armpit, take the time to open and read it. You owe it to yourself to know what you have in your home, next to your children and family.)

Like the trinity, when creation becomes the subject of a conversation, one can expect long detours, going off topic, getting off topic, with the usual mumbo-jumbo frontier gibberish rambling lost into an area that isn’t the focus of present business. Many cannot wait to go off on a tangent, avoid the theme altogether and wander in every direction but the subject at hand. This is when I always make the decision to interrupt and object to the inane ad nauseum yapping that can annoy most people to no end.

There is no doubt that before the final Adam and Eve were created, there were a few other attempted prototypes, because God messed up many times. The true original Adam was created as an androgyne of male and female bodies joined back to back. God’s original thought may have been to create two human beings, male and female; but instead he screwed up and designed a single one with a male face looking one way, and a female face looking the other way.
-Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

If the bible is correct, (27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.) and luckily it’s in the good book, then we have the image of an hermaphroditic god.
This “intelligent” design raised the first red flag since locomotion and sex were most likely at best difficult. Conversation was also awkward, as each kept telling the other “don’t you turn your back on me when I am talking to you”. God, when he got sober and back on his medications, divided the androgyne and gave each half a new customized rear end. That’s where the song “Baby got back” came from. What happened to these two first humans remains a mystery. And God is not talking; he works in delirious ways.
In Genesis 1, Adam with the first modified and improved woman are created at the same time, before Genesis 2 establishes Eve, a second woman, as the product of Adam’s rib. Thus we have the legend of Lilith.
Lilith was Adam’s first wife, half of the androgynous prototype who received the new backs. She was created from the earth, just as Adam was; and for all instances and purposes, they were equals. This equality was a problem for Adam who wanted to be in charge and that drove Lilith and Adam apart. After the surgical separation, Adam insisted on a dominant sexual missionary position, but Lilith wanted to straddle him sometimes facing either forward or back in the cowgirl position, insisting “Why must I lie beneath you? I also was made from dust, and am therefore your equal” and they ended up quarreling. Yeehaw!! Adam missed out on a great sex position.
Because Adam tried to compel her obedience by force, their union eventually failed and Lilith, in a rage, uttered the magic name of God, rose into the air and left him. Adam complained to God: “I have been deserted by my helpmeet”. God at once sent the angels Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof to fetch Lilith back. They located her beside the Red Sea, entertaining a few demons. When she was told that God wanted her to return to Adam in the Garden of Eden, she refused and became a demon driven to kill babies in retaliation for Adam’s mistreatment and God’s insistence on slaying 100 of her progeny daily.”
Lilith derived from the ancient Sumerian myth of Lility, the demon spirits of men and women who died young. Lilith’s children are called lilim. Lilith’s more horrific aspects can be traced back to Lamashtu, the daughter of the ancient Mesopotamian sky god Anu. Lamashtu was said to slay children and feast on men. That’s where the word “man-eater” came from.
Lilith also appears in The Epic of Gilgamesh, on a tablet dated to roughly 2000 BCE. There, she is a demon that Gilgamesh forces to flee and take refuge in a desolate area, an element that remains consistent in her tale over time.
From Babylonia, the legend of “the lilith” spread to ancient Anatolia, Syria, Israel, Egypt and Greece. Lilith appears in the Bible only once, and it’s not even by name. In Isaiah 34:14, the author refers to the “night bird,” “night monster,” or “nocturnal creature,” depending on which translation of the Bible you’re reading. When the Book of Isaiah mentions a nefarious night creature living among the ruins, biblical scholars believe the passage is referring to Lilith.

After a few strong drinks laced with mushroom tea, it was back to the drawing board; so God took a bucket of dirt and some water; and bingo, he invented Adam again.
-Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

The new Adam’s first sexual intercourse was with animals, not women. Genesis 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

So the next time you see a farmer helping his sheep over the fence, keep in mind that it was God’s will.

God tried again after taking more medications and fashioned a new Eve from Adam’s rib to ensure her obedience to her man. He struck gold and Adam was entranced.

Genesis 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. (First case of human cloning)

Biblical stupidity part 96

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
(My mission in life is to find and destroy absurdities, fight ignorance and educate. My advice to Christians has always been the same: please, read the bible. Do not carry it under your armpit, take the time to open and read it. You owe it to yourself to know what you have in your home, next to your children and family.)

God is unchangeable. God cannot change. If God can change, then he is not divine or perfect.

Numbers 23:19 God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?
We all know that God is a liar who also repents. He wrote it in his damn book:
Exodus 32:14 And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.
Jonah 3:10 And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.

Then we are told: “neither the son of man, that he should repent”. Wasn’t Jesus the son of man? Jesus was a professional liar and a prolific sinner.