Biblical stupidity 2030

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:

Titus 2:11 For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,

“The grace of God … hath appeared to all men.” At the time this statement was written, only a very small minority had seen or heard about Jesus. And still today there are those who have never heard his name.

The shoe is on the other foot

The news is out: [A former immigration officer for the US Customs and Border Protection agency lost his job and now fears deportation after an ironic twist of fate – he found out he wasn’t actually a US citizen.
Raul Rodriguez worked for the US government since 2000 processing deportations. But while trying to help his brother emigrate from Mexico, Rodriguez received a call from the Office of the Inspector General informing him they had discovered a Mexican birth certificate for him.
KRGV News reports that Rodriguez, who has lived in the US for almost 50 years and served in five separate US Navy deployments, had never seen his real birth certificate before, and believed he had been born in the US.
His father then revealed to Rodriguez during an OIG investigation that he had actually been born in Mexico, and Rodriguez lost his job.
Rodriguez filed for residency with US Citizenship and Immigration Services but his application has been withheld from processing, and he says he is constantly looking over his shoulder.]

So he didn’t need his birth certificate to apply for important documents like a driver’s license?

Same trick, different moron

The news is out: [WASHINGTON—Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren has unveiled sweeping tax proposals that would push federal tax rates on some billionaires and multimillionaires above 100%.]

Candidates always dangle this carrot in front of the stupid voters. How is it possible to tax over 100%?

Black Pete

The news is out: [AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Anti-racism campaigners planned protests in cities across the Netherlands on Saturday as Dutch children anticipated the annual arrival of St. Nicholas and a blackface character who traditionally accompanies him.
The character of Black Pete, usually portrayed by white people in black face paint wearing frizzy wigs and prominent red lipstick, has sparked intense discussion — and sometimes violent clashes — in recent years.
Campaigners against racism say exposure to such imagery is hurtful to black people and damaging to children. But a shrinking majority of Dutch people say there is no reason to change a holiday tradition they consider to be harmless fun.
The United Nations has repeatedly called on the Dutch government to rid the pre-Christmas festivities of any racist features, but the government has so far declined to take a stance.
Last week, police arrested four people in The Hague after they stormed a building where anti-Black Pete activists were gathered, smashing windows and throwing fireworks in an apparent attempt to intimidate them.]

Ever wonder why there are no blacks wearing white face?

Francis is an idiot

The news is out: [Pope Francis is comparing politicians who rage against homosexuality to Hitler.
Speaking at an international conference on criminal law the pontiff also said that being hateful of gypsies and Jews reminded him of the Nazis.
While the pontiff did not specifically name any politicians or countries as the targets of his criticism, he did say that certain speeches from modern day politicians reminded him of Hitler’s own in 1934 and 1936.]

Francis doesn’t even realize that sodomizing little boys is homosexuality. Oh, and by the way, Hitler was a Catholic in very good standing with the cult.

To serve and abuse

The news is out: [Local Tucson, Arizona, news station KOLD obtained graphic video footage of a Pima County Sheriff’s Department officer forcibly restraining and aggressively yelling in the face of a quadruple amputee, who is a teenager, in a group home for kids who were abandoned by their parents. After the video surfaced, the sheriff’s department told KOLD they would launch an investigation into the incident a public defender called “horrific.”
The white Pima County police officer holds a shirtless black teenager, identified as 15-year-old Immanuel by the Washington Post, in a headlock. In the eight-minute cell phone video footage, Immanuel continues to yell and the officer pins Immanuel down against the side of a refrigerator, telling him to calm down. After more than a minute, the officer lets Immanuel up and asks what his problem is. Immanuel says he doesn’t have a problem, but the officer gets in his face and further screams at the teenager.
The video footage was captured by another resident of the group home, 16-year-old C.J., who tried to intervene while the cop was yelling in Immanuel’s face. The officer asks C.J. if he’s filming. He then walks over to C.J., who is eating his cereal in a room next to the kitchen, and starts yelling at him too. C.J. hands the phone off to another teenager in the group home to continue recording while the officer continues to antagonize Immanuel. While arresting C.J. alongside another deputy who passively stands by, the officer slams C.J.’s head into the wall. Both boys were jailed and charged with disorderly conduct.]

A quadruple amputee is exactly the type of person that law enforcement needs to serve and protect. Instead we see the kids being treated like they’re animals. What will these public servants do next?