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Biblical stupidity part 65

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The biblical story about the queen of Sheba is another example when the lies-ridden “good book” flies in the face of true history. There are many instances where, for whatever reason, the idiots who decided on the biblical contents were motivated either by ignorance or deception. Whatever they stole from Africa, and they stole everything, was deliberately altered and mangled, but the result is not what the terrorists expected. It backfired on them; instead of demeaning Africa, the maliciously redacted versions denote the hallucinating lunacy of the thieves. Here is another biblical lie:

1 Kings 10:1 And when the queen of Sheba heard of the fame of Solomon concerning the name of the LORD, she came to prove him with hard questions.2 And she came to Jerusalem with a very great train, with camels that bare spices, and very much gold, and precious stones: and when she was come to Solomon, she communed with him of all that was in her heart.3 And Solomon told her all her questions: there was not any thing hid from the king, which he told her not.4 And when the queen of Sheba had seen all Solomon’s wisdom, and the house that he had built,5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.6 And she said to the king, It was a true report that I heard in mine own land of thy acts and of thy wisdom.7 Howbeit I believed not the words, until I came, and mine eyes had seen it: and, behold, the half was not told me: thy wisdom and prosperity exceedeth the fame which I heard.8 Happy are thy men, happy are these thy servants, which stand continually before thee, and that hear thy wisdom.9 Blessed be the LORD thy God, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the LORD loved Israel for ever, therefore made he thee king, to do judgment and justice.10 And she gave the king an hundred and twenty talents of gold, and of spices very great store, and precious stones: there came no more such abundance of spices as these which the queen of Sheba gave to king Solomon.11 And the navy also of Hiram, that brought gold from Ophir, brought in from Ophir great plenty of almug trees, and precious stones.12 And the king made of the almug trees pillars for the house of the LORD, and for the king’s house, harps also and psalteries for singers: there came no such almug trees, nor were seen unto this day.13 And king Solomon gave unto the queen of Sheba all her desire, whatsoever she asked, beside that which Solomon gave her of his royal bounty. So she turned and went to her own country, she and her servants.

The morons who wrote the bible raided Africa, stole everything, from coffins, gold, artifacts, the African positive assertions, to the bones of dead negroes; yet they are incapable of learning a thing, unable to understand the value of their loot, or smart enough to figure out the implications of their lies.
THE QUEEN OF SHEBA NEVER MET KING SOLOMON. PERIOD.

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I told you so

The news is out: The new pastor of a South Carolina megachurch gave his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini SUV for their eighth anniversary five days ago, and he’s been getting heat on social media for it ever since.
In an Instagram video taken at the celebration Saturday, John Gray, pastor of Relentless Church here, led his wife to a bow-wrapped car and handed her the keys while saying “Lamborghini Urus.” He later acknowledged on social media that he had bought the luxury vehicle for her and responded to criticism of the purchase.
The video of the presentation, which he had not posted, was taken down.
“God helped me to make my wife’s dream come true,” he wrote in an Instagram post Tuesday night. “Why not? She’s made mine come true!”
By Thursday, he was on Facebook Live, tearing up at times as he defended his decision and said the sport utility vehicle was bought with “not a nickel, not a penny” of his salary from the church or other church money.
“My wife has pushed for my dreams and my vision, and she has toiled with a man who is still trying to find himself,” Gray said. “That carries a weight. I wanted to honor her for how she’s covered me.”
Gray, 45, took over leadership in May of Relentless Church, which had five campuses and an active membership of 22,000 when church founder Ron Carpenter handed him the reins of what had been called Redemption Church for 27 years. Carpenter moved to San Jose, California, to become pastor of Jubilee Christian Center, which he renamed Redemption Bay Area Church.

Gray, who is a Cincinnati native, also remains an associate pastor at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Houston while taking the lead at Relentless. Gray has control of the assets of the Greenville church, its vision, and the future of its ministry.
As the pastor of a nondenominational, evangelical megachurch, Gray is in a relatively small club.

File this in the “I told you so” department, under “more to come”, “ain’t the first, won’t be the last”.

Pope goes the weasel

The news is out: Pope Francis has removed two cardinals from his informal cabinet after they were implicated in the Catholic Church’s sex abuse and cover-up scandal, shedding embarrassing advisers ahead of a high-stakes Vatican summit on abuse early next year. The Vatican said Wednesday that Francis in October had written to Chilean Cardinal Javier Errazuriz and Australian Cardinal George Pell thanking them for their five years of service on the so-called Group of Nine, or C-9.
Francis also bid farewell to Congolese Cardinal Laurent Monsengwo Pasinya, who hasn’t been implicated in the scandal but at age 79 recently retired as archbishop of Kinshasa. Errazuriz, 85, has been accused by Chilean abuse survivors of having covered up for predator priests while he was archbishop of Santiago, a charge he has denied. Pell, 77, took leave from his job as the Vatican’s economy minister to stand trial in his native Australia on historic charges of sex abuse, which he denies.
Their continued presence on the C-9 had been a source of scandal for Francis, given the explosion of the abuse and cover-up crisis this year. Francis himself was implicated in the scandal after he strongly defended a Chilean bishop accused of covering for the country’s most notorious predator priest, a position he took apparently on the advice of Errazuriz.
These are the people showing you the way to heaven.

Biblical stupidity part 64

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
The pages of the bible are loaded with so much disrespect and hatred of women, that one must ask if its authors and inspiration had mothers. Why did God create women when he loathes them so much? God despises women so much that nothing will stand in his way to oppress, degrade, enslave and murder them, from a fetus to a full grown adult. His demented rage will eventually expand to all children, animals, trees and any living things, but his insane wrath is reserved mostly for women. In one of his demonic episodes, God proclaims:

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

This is one example of the great family values found in the bible. Then as usual, God finds a way to contradict himself; he repents when he gets sober and back on his medications:

-Leviticus 19:29 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

What is the purpose of the holy spirit, if the bird cannot restrain God with common sense? What is the purpose of the worship of an entity which is that screwed up? Women, humanity, can do better than a violent woman hater and serial murderer. Women worship God for the same insane reason many of them decide to stay in a relationship with their abusers.

Biblical stupidity part 63

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
These are a few passages that every parent should read to their kids, in the car, on their way to church. Found in the bible, they are examples of God’s potty mouth, that are so disgusting, so vile, that you will never, ever, hear them in a church, temple or religious hole in the wall. The ‘cafeteria’ leaders make sure you don’t hear these passages from them when they go to the biblical buffet table to pick and choose whatever biblical verses that can maximize their impact on your wallet.
-Psalms 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (Demented criminal lunacy and infanticide, mentally disturbed and preoccupied with brutality. It is still done today; bombs from airplanes are used instead of stones.)
-Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. (Condoning child abuse)

-Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. (God shall surely be put to death for this one)

-Mark 12:19 Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man’s brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother. (Condoning adultery)

-Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. (Mind control)

-Leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. (Banning barbershop and tattoo parlor. See below)

-Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: (Condoning body mutilations. See above.)

-Exodus 22:16 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.17 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins. (Condoning rape and slavery)

-Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein. (Potty mouth God)

-Nahum 3:5-6 “Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make the vile, and will set thee as gazingstock.” (God’s filthy delirious ways)
-Nahum 3:6 NJB “Look, I am against you!- declares Yahweh Saboath- I shall lift your skirts as high as your face and show your nakedness to the nations, your shame to the kingdoms. I shall pelt you with filth.” (Same as above)
-2 Chronicles 12:18-19 “And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease. And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.” (Condoning crimes against humanity, violence, suffering and depraved biological warfare)
-Malachi 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. (God’s poop fetish)

-Isaiah 16:11 Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. (God’s other fetish, farting)

-Isaiah 20:2 At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.3 And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;4 So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
(Religious services would be a lot more fun if the officiating crooks and thieves would follow the words of their boss and show the glory of God by preaching naked.)

These are not words, deeds, exploits that belong in the resume of a good, merciful and loving God. And many feel no shame in teaching that crap to their kids. This biblical cesspool is what your pastor, priest, evangelist, spiritual leader, use to get tax free money from you so s/he can afford a mansion, airplane, expensive cars, flashy jewelry, air-conditioned dog house, shopping spree for the mistress, drugs and the service of hookers.

Sausage recall

The news is out: A food manufacturing company is recalling over 29,000 pounds of Jimmy Dean frozen sausage links after five people called the U.S. Food Safety and Inspection Service to report they found metal pieces in the product, according to the Department of Agriculture.
CTI Foods LLC, a Kentucky-based company that produces Jimmy Dean sausage, recalled the “Heat ’n Serve” pork and turkey links on Monday.
Jimmy Dean said in a statement that several consumers discovered “small, string-like fragments of metal in the product.”
“Though the fragments have been found in a very limited number of packages, out of an abundance of caution, CTI is recalling 29,028 pounds of product,” the company said on its website. “Jimmy Dean is closely monitoring this recall and working with CTI to assure proper coordination with the USDA.”
No injuries were reported in connection with the contamination, the USDA said.

Biblical stupidity part 62

There are 7427 blatant absurdities in the bible. Among them:
There are many times when one must wonder if God was drunk or high when he inspired his book, because the Bible ended up with some very nasty verses. These are a few passages that every parent should read to their kids, in the car, on their way to church. Don’t expect the officiating crook and thief to mention them when his mind is locked on collecting tax free donations.

-Deuteronomy 28:57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates. (Cannibalism, violence and incest)

-Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. (Cannibalism and incest)

-2 Kings 6:29 So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son. (Cannibalism and murder)

-Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (Murder and violence toward women)

-Jeremiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them. (Pure demonic hatred and murder)

-Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. (Condoning rape)

-Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; (Condoning slavery)

-1 Peter 2:18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully.20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God. (Condoning slavery)

-1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (Hatred and oppression of women)

-Exodus 21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. (Condoning violence and slavery)

-Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:
(According to the Bible, and regardless of his righteousness or goodwill toward men, but just because he had testicular cancer, a good man should never enter a Church or Temple.
Also pity the child of a mother who, for whatever reason, including rape, may have born him out of wedlock. He too should, according to the Bible, never enter the Lord’s congregation. Once again, the bastard Jesus broke God’s word whenever he stepped into a temple.)
These are not words, deeds, exploits that belong in the resume of a good, merciful and loving God. And many feel no shame in teaching that crap to their kids. This biblical cesspool is what your pastor, priest, evangelist, spiritual leader, use to get tax free money from you so s/he can afford a mansion, airplane, expensive cars, flashy jewelry, air-conditioned dog house, shopping spree for the mistress, drugs and the service of hookers.